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A polite word for “please don’t turn off your device.”
A FIELD GUIDE FOR MODERN LIFE
Dictionary of Modern Nonsense
Finally, a dictionary for the nonsense we all endure.
From smart devices and corporate speak to bureaucratic rituals and everyday absurdities—defined, illustrated, and finally called by their proper names.
A FEW ENTRIES
Nonsense, properly defined.
If you have experienced it, there is probably a name for it.
ENTRY
Artificial Incompetence
The astonishing ability of a smart device to make a simple task require three apps, two passwords, and a factory reset.
ENTRY
Contractor Vanishing Act
The unexplained disappearance of a tradesperson immediately after the phrases “I’ll be there Tuesday” and “no problem.”
ENTRY
Retirement Time Compression
The phenomenon in which Monday becomes Friday before anything on Monday’s list has been completed.
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Donald Russell
Donald Russell writes practical books about artificial intelligence, independent publishing, and the peculiar frustrations of modern life. His work favors useful answers, plain language, and the occasional well-earned laugh.